grammar police

while driving around today, I started wondering who decided the order for pairs like "hot and cold" "north and south" or "yes and no". Why doesn't cold come before hot? One is surely not better than the other....

Most Annoying List

Eric had the idea that everyone would personalize this list. I'm going to go through the list and give me my response to each.

1. Car... I initially thought this was a good idea for a chevy, but then quickly stabbed my thigh with a steak knife...much like this. Its not a truck, not a car. The SSR is just yuck
2. musical artist...its a tie, literally and figuratively. I hate her for obvious reasons and her because she never returned my letters asking her to homecoming...and prom
3. food...it pisses me off because its so good for you but unless its cooked perfectly...it annoys me
4. store... i always feel like i need to shower in bleach or hand sanitizer after I go to this here
5. television show...the shows funny enough, but the actors voices make my ears bleed.
6. celebrity...ol bag o' bones and the spawn of satan really irk me. Does interviewing people even really make you a celebrity?
7. animal...never liked em' and if I'm pretending to like yours I probably just don't want to offend you
8. clothing style... I hate this on anyone, unless you're in the military or actually hunting. Put it on your toddler and I'll send him to Iraq.
9. shoe...the shoes ugly enough on its own, but the fact that you killed something to make it is even more yuck.
10. group of people... we get it, being a teenager is so damn hard.

So thats my list. I tag Dustin, Adam, and Erin to follow up and do it next.

Paris Gets Pwned

Check out this

via TheSuperficial

I think its hilarious how everytime I've seen someone mentions Paris going to jail (MTV, Conan, Jay Leno) the crowd starts going crazy. Poor Paris.