Girls do Not get pee shivers

It was settled. Girls do not get pee shivers, not because men are afraid of their pee, but instead because women have no penis and cannot urinate efficiently standing up.

So basically I've been wondering what the hell has happened to Cingular/AT&T. Have they swithed back? WTF. March madness has just led to confusion. AT&T at the half. Cingular: We're the new AT&T. Why?????

Also, if I could have a real job, I rather think I'd like to work at the gym, like Superior. It would be tight.