Since no other legitimate news source has come forward with this story, I would like to formally announce that there is yet another case of steroid use among pro athletes. Female tennis star Martina Hingis has been accused (by Me) of taking steroids. Hingis is a top female tennis player and currently is in the semi-finals of the Australian Open, the year's first major. Now in her defense, I have no concrete evidence, no blood tests, no urine analysis, nor have I even ever seen Martina Hingis in person. I do however have this picture. 
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Check out those arms! I would kill for that kind of definition, since I am a guy and have a penis. This look for Martina is not so good, and is most likely due to heavy steroid use, or the injection of massive quantities of bovine hormone. Case Closed.
(Click the hyperlink for a bigger pic)Feel free to disagree, but you will be wrong.
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