Is he crazy? Birds don't talk

So I was walking back from Godfather's pizza, outside, and this crow was hopping along next to me and he's like "He man you're pretty lucky you have arms". And I was like "sweet crow. But you have and can fly. That's pretty sweet right?"

And he's like "aww man, screw that. If flying was really that exciting would I be hopping along here, talking to you". So I was like "no Mr Crow, I suppose not. Thank you very much for that insight. These arms are pretty handy. I mean without them I couldn't carry this pizza. I mean I'd probably have to kick this pizza box along the ground to get it back to my room".

I then put the box down, began to yawn with my eyes close, and when they were opened again the crow was flying away with a piece of my pizza held in his beak. Darn crows.