I Really Dislike Physics

Which is why I never pay much attention to what my teacher is saying in class. If I do engage myself, it is always in the form of relating my teacher's discussion to something completely different.

Like today in class, my teacher was having our tables (6 tables with 3-5 students) come up with a list of conservative and non-conservative forces. He would ask each table for a force and then have us explain why it was one or the other. When given the task of identifying a conservative force (gravity, electromagnetic, spring force) I automatically blurted out "Rush Limbaugh".

In my teacher's opinion, Rush was absolutely incorrect. I disagree. Rush is definitely a conservative force, not only because large following and myriad opinions, but also because he has a large mass and Force= mass*acceleration.